I reveal my presence.

[The Shady Pony]

Greetings, fellow bronies. My appellation is Adam Dick. Yes, it is true, my surname happens to be synonymous with a modern slang term for male genetalia.

I have gone by many aliases on the internet. Most of which are incredibly silly. Here are a few.
ninja walrus
screw sanity
a shady character
a hooded figure
shady pony.

But if you know me at all, you probably know me as grassy.

I enjoy making my sentances sound intellectual and overly complex. It gives me a feeling of superiority over your pitiful craniums. Okay, well, perhaps that's not the reason, perhaps I just like the English language and using it in such a way amuses me to no end.

And now, random-ass facts about me that you probably don't give a shit about.

• My favourite character is Twilight Sparkle. Followed by Rainbow Dash as a close second. Applejack is my least favourite.
  
• My favourite music genre is Deathcore. I also enjoy many other genres of extreme metal, hardcore punk, rock, electronica and classical music.
  
• I'm male. I have long hair. I wear all black. I <3 My Little Pony.
  
• I like almost all forms of the fine arts. Music, Visual art, theatre... Acting gets me high.
  
• I am nonreligious, however I enjoy discussing religion, and I find the subject fascinating. I also very much enjoy philosophy.
  
• I animate with flash
  
• My favourite movie is V for Vendetta.
  
• My favourite animator is Felix "MasterAardvark" Colgrave
  
• My favourite author is Stephen King
  
• I'm getting bored
  
• I have no shame.
  

[Batty Caufield]

Greetings, Brony. it would have almost certainly made more sense if someone who had known you from previous sites had answered to your summons, but I appear to be both conscious and not immediately pre-occupied, so i must act as an unfortunate substitute.

I used to go by many aliases, but since settling one one handle (Batty Caufield) for so long, it has become a virtual second name to me. This name is a portmanteau of Batty Koda and Holden Caulfield, with a misspelled last name (which i originally misspelled out of ignorance and have since repeated out of habit). Most of the people on my original RP site, Pokemon Torrenta, refer to me as Batty, a doubly fitting name (since i am often viewed as a ludicrous or zany character prone to non-sequiter).

I know several of the co-founders on this site, as i have been roleplaying elsewhere with them for months; these include split, meesh, ridley, coe and onyx. Hopefully, they can vouch for my character.

I also enjoy pressing the english language for spare adjectives and nouns, although most of the time i tend to write in a fairly plain, unattractive style. Interest, i have learned, does not always equal skill, unless one has a cutie mark.

Since you were kind enough to share facts about yourself, i will do the same:

- I wish i had a cutie mark (see above). A butt tattoo, contrary to belief, would NOT "be pretty much the same thing".

- Fluttershy is my waifu, but twilight sparkle is a close second. although I love all the main cast equally, my least favorite is definitely applejack.

- I have zero taste in music. this is not to say i have bad taste in music; it refers to my musical ageusia. I like virtually EVERYTHING, and am unable to refine my palette to any specific genre in particular. That being said, I trend towards rock (blues rock, alternative rock, punk rock, rock metal, etc.), but this does not really define my tastes. after all, my Ipod currently contains Nightwish, Lady Gaga, Deadmau5 and the soundtrack of the musical Les Miserables...

- I'm male. It can be pretty hard to tell this at times. My sexual preferences (bisexuality) doesn't particularly make this easier.

- I love plays, particularly shakesperian plays. My family lives roughly an hours' drive from a performing company, and we go to plays a handful of times per year. I also enjoy musicals; my current favorite is the aforementioned Les Miserables, but I also enjoy the works of Andrew Lloyd Webber.

- I tend to enjoy visual art, but i don't really "get" postmodern abstract art. I also harbor a disdain for pop art; this may be related to the fact that i earned a 4 on my AP art history exam by essentially BS-ing an analysis of a painting by Roy Lichtenstein.

- I enjoy debate in pure, logical terms. I tend to shy away from it though, as (for me) these have almost always denigrated into some person or another throwing an absolute fit. Tantrums do not equal debate.

- If you hear me proposing a "great idea"...RUN.

- My favorite move is The Fountain. I'm a fan of David Lynch, though, and probably will be of Quentin Tarantino when i watch one of his movies.

- My favorite pokemon is snivy. One of my RL friends brands me as a Smugleaf Hipster. He is, of course, a Gen I hipster, and not to be trusted.

- George R. R. Martin is brilliance personified. The same can be said of Neil Gaimen and Alan Moore.

- It's nice to meet you.

[autumn!]

TL;DR to batty


(i read yours grassy. WELCOME)

[Onyx Leo]

Ho there new guy! Here's a genuine Onyx Leo welcome from the bigman himself!



...Hi.

[Split]

BATTY THIS ISN'T YOUR WELCOME THREAD GO MAKE YOUR OWN

-coughcough- UHM ANYWAY

HAI GRASSY I'M SPLIT.

FEEL FREE TO MAKE ANYTHING YOU WANT OUT OF THAT.

LIKE SPLOT. OR SPLITTY. OR SPLAT. OR SPLOTTY. OR SPLITTYKINZ. OR SPLOTTYKINZ... OR SPLATTYKINZ... OR ANYTHING. I'LL EVEN RESPOND TO TERRIBLE MISSPELLINGS, LIKE TSLIP.

hai.

:'D

[autumn!]

or sprong


i like sprong

[Split]

sprong is nice

[Batty Caufield]

I prefer split splat splot